lol no h8 plz
Neiled it!
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
people used to have to paint their own selfies
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
The refrigerator is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.
fuck it